5 Reasons You CAN Make Fun Of Bruce Marler
OK, so after cracking up at the DomainGang.com story about why not to make fun of me I thought I would help things along and give you 5 reasons you can make fun of Bruce Marler:) It's a Sunday so a lighter note today is appropriate.
1) I just spoke about myself in third person in both the title and the opening sentence. You have every right to make fun of me for that.
2) I actually think both .TV and .ME are both extremely brandable and useful extensions and have invested a lot of time into building a business on a .ME. Feel free to make fun of me on that one.
3) I refuse to drink plain water except when running, I always drink sparkling water of some kind, I get made fun of for this frequently. I just hate regular water. I have been called many funny things due to this.
4) I wear Lycra. Yep, them tight bike shorts, wear them every time I ride my bike. I know many may question Domain Gangs comment about me being a real man now since I do not do dishes. But I had to come clean, Lycra is the way to go when riding:)
5) Although I do not have a real accent, even though I was not there much due to business travel in the past 10 years or so I have always had my home in a small town (less than 5,000 people). This means I use words like You'uns (pronounced You Uns for those not from the eastern side of Missouri south of St. Louis). I do not say Ya'll though.
I wanted to help everyone out with making fun of me. If I can just find those videos of me from the late 80's doing bike tricks and stuff and put those on Youtube everyone will really have a good time making fun of me.
Thanks for letting me get away with a lighter note post today. I should point out my wife said she could come up with 100....
And that’s why you stand out, Bruce: you have a sense of humor. I think that people who neither possess a sense of humor or accept it, are in trouble in life. And life’s too short to be spent in doom and gloom.
PS Lycra shorts LOL
@Acro – Thanks much bud. One thing in life people should learn is never EVER take oneself to serious.
Yep, Lycra, I do have pictures from a triathlon, no one wants to see me in Lycra though!
” If I can just find those videos of me from the late 80’s doing bike tricks and stuff and put those on Youtube everyone will really have a good time making fun of me.”
Oh please oh please oh please!
” I should point out my wife said she could come up with 100….”
HAHAHA! I like her already!
@Tia – At some point the bike vids are making it here to the blog.
Yeah, my wife likes to point out my flaws, how do you think I came up with most of the list:)
Thank you, this was much needed. I feel bad for Rob now, you probably stole his next blog post haha
@Nick – This was taking the offensive before Rob and you had the chance to do it yourselves:)
I don’t know how you do the whole water thing, I can’t go without drinking real water for very long and I can;t stand that sparkling stuff.
@TeenDomainer – I have heard that before:) My fridge is filled with club soda and Perrier. Just cannot drink the regular bottled stuff….
Dang, always thinking ahead
Shucks, I love people who say ya’ll. Accents are a funny thing. When I was with a group of people from New York and mainly New Jersey, they made fun of my very Chicago accent and the way I pronounced my A’s. Meanwhile they’re telling me that they’re from New “Joysey”
LOL, Joysey:)